Description: The skin on your knees can always grow back. After a while, a fractured nose only looks funny at certain angles. Some people think it's funny when you write backwards that you write "open head my cracked I." It doesn't matter what you hurt and what you break in the process--so long as you always go aggressive.
Press Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, B, R at the title screen.
Press L(2), B(2), R(2), L, R at the title screen.